Phone conversation:

"So before the party I went to my sugar daddy's place. I wanted money, so I agreed to let him watch me fuck myself with a dildo. In the ass."

"You didn't have sex?"

"I don't like him touching me."

"Nice."

"Yeah. Then I got dressed and got ready for that retard party I was telling you about, the one at that creek. Have I told you about the creek?"

"No."

"Doesn't matter. I smoked and then left with my friend."

"You don't smoke weed."

"I know. Weed's for fat bitches, it was meth."